or at least it would be if Clemson University wasn’t getting all up in my grill. Doesn’t Clemson know that I would much rather cut my right foot off then do any more homework? I mean COME ON.
I was at the library yesterday for 8 hours writing a research paper on the impact of online dating on traditional dating methods. While I understand that this is my fault because I “could have started on it sooner” that is irrelevant. I wouldn’t even have to worry about starting pointless papers if they weren’t assigned to me in the first place! Also, for the same class, I had to read the entire book entitled: The Digital Sublime: Myth, Power, and Cyberspace– I spaced out just having to type the title– so I, naturally, only read half of it. Perhaps I would have read more had I not wanted to fling myself from the tallest building in Clemson whilst I was attempting to read it. Some of you are probably thinking “suck it up LG that doesn’t sound so bad” and to you I would like to say “STFU”. I do plan on reading the first and last sentence of each paragraph for the remainder of the book which I think is more than adequate considering we will only be spending one class period discussing it.
I would also like to tell all people considering taking the entry level anthropology course here at Clemson to run for your lives. I have never worked so hard for a B in my entire life. WOW. the tests are impossible. He’s one of those “choose the best answer” teachers which can easily translate into “choose the rightest answer according to my view of whats right, yes there is more than one right answer, but there is one answer that is marginally right-er than the others”. so FML. I studied for the test for a good 3 days and still only got an 83, which is significantly better than the majority of the class who failed. Alls I’m saying is, I took the class as an elective because I have to have the hours to graduate and I didn’t expect to have my brain hemorrhage in an entry level course.
Aside from all the bullshit that is my education I am quite delighted with the weather and the fact that it is October. Halloween is coming up and while I’m sure you have some super plans they will never compare to mine. What are you doing for Halloween LG? you wonder. Lemme tell you. I happen to be going to THE WIZARDING WORLD OF HARRY POTTER. o.em.gee. I am so excited and I may or may not be planning to dress up in robes and wand as I wonder around Hogwarts. SO WHAT.
I personally think Clemson could learn a thing or two from the school of witchcraft and wizardry… one of them being how to be AWESOME.
anyone wanna carve pumpkins with me?
also is it too soon to start watching Christmas movies?
