you can run and tell that…homeboy.

for all of my little friendsies that are out of the loop I’m going to need you to watch the following:

followed immediately by:

I would first like to say you’re welcome. that song will get stuck in your head and you’ll catch yourself singing random lines like “you are dumb. you are realllyyyy dumbbb for reeallll”. Now these moments can be hilarious and, dare I say…. stress relieving? But this can get you in trouble with people who are not familiar with the tragic story of Antoine Dodson and the bed intruder. You then of course have to have the awkward moment: “what?! no! I wasn’t saying that YOU are dumb…. just the rapist… no the rapist isn’t here silly he’s in the projects.wait! where are you going?! its the story of antoineee dodsonnnnnn (voice fades as you realize the likelihood of a friendship ever forming with that person just went down the drain)”.

So air on the side of caution whenever you feel the urge to belt out “they rapin errbody out here”. not everyone is as hip as you and knows of the legacy that is the bed intruder.

Also what is the Evan’s cover at the end? that is dumb. that is reallly dumb. forrr realll.

Antoine now has his song on Itunes, a t-shirt line, and an app (not that I have it….ok well I might..). Thank you America for spotlighting this kind of news. also thank you journalists for always picking the dumbest people possible to do your interviews. This post would never have been possible without you.

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